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Aigil (Ruber Ludophilus)

The Aigil, sometimes referred to as Gilbert, is a red organism that has garnered attention in modern mythologies, particularly among gaming enthusiasts. Known for its vibrant red appearance and a peculiar obsession with the PlayStation 5 (PS5), the Aigil is both a playful and elusive entity. It is said to roam places where high-end gaming consoles are found, particularly at the YouTube Shorts party, Discord moderator meetup, and even comic cons where Elden Ring discussions thrive.

Physical Appearance:

The Aigil is described as a small, humanoid-like creature covered in white and red skin. Standing roughly 4'11" tall, it has a mischievous yet endearing facial expression, large eyes filled with curiosity, and nimble limbs that help it move swiftly and almost silently. Despite its small size, the Aigil is surprisingly strong for its weight, often carrying objects like controllers, snacks, or liver pâté, for his dog Sofus, which it sometimes hoards in its chest dent.

Personality:

Aigils are notorious for their love of technology, particularly gaming consoles like the PS5. They are curious by nature and tend to form a strong attachment to gaming hardware and accessories. When they find a household with a PS5, they are known to "adopt" it, occasionally tampering with controllers, rearranging games, or even subtly altering game settings. While generally harmless, their interference can cause confusion for gamers who don't realize they have an Aigil around.

Aigils are playful, clever, and love to watch brainrot videos and interact with technology. This has led to reports of Aigils playing games during the night, particularly Dark Souls-based or adventure games, which seem to captivate them.

How to Catch an Aigil:

Catching an Aigil is a tricky process. These creatures are known for their speed, cleverness, and ability to disappear quickly when humans approach. However, with patience and the right setup, it's possible to catch an Aigil. Here's a step-by-step guide:

Bait: The best way to attract an Aigil is with a running PS5. Set up the console in a quiet room and make sure it's on, perhaps running Elden Ring or Hell Divers 2. Games with Malenia R34 or black men, are particularly effective.

Create a Good Environment: Aigils are attracted to smelly and warm areas. Set out a cozy area near the console, perhaps with a dog food and a small pile of liver pâté. Aigils enjoy collecting such items and that is the cause of their vile breath.

Set a Trap: Aigils are fast, but they can be lured into traps if distracted. A furry bodypillow or cage with glory holes can be placed around the gaming setup. The trick is to make sure the creature is deeply absorbed in the PS5 experience before attempting to capture it.

Observe Behavior: Once the Aigil is near, do not rush. These creatures are sensitive to sudden movements. Watch from a distance as it interacts with the gaming setup. Aigils are known to get so engrossed in gaming that they lose awareness of their surroundings, making it easier to trap them.

Capture with Care: When the Aigil is focused on the PS5, slowly close cage. Aigils are intelligent, so if they sense danger, they may attempt to escape. A successful capture requires stealth and calm movements. You can eventually feed them cheese pops to calm it down.